The valspeak is a variant of American English spoken in California.

Let me rewrite that correctly:
The valspeak is ya know, like, a variant of American English, fer shure, spoken in California.

In 1986, someone asks on the net.sources newsgroup the source of a small software to make this kind of conversion.

To celebrate the new year, I repackaged it.

Test it

Clone it
hg clone

Understand it
Valleyspeak on the English Wikipedia

Decompress it

Install it
pkg_add -r # This is a FreeBSD i386 package [1].

This post is dedicated to Matma Rex.

[1] If you prefer a FreeBSD port instead of a package, it will be misc/valspeak and it’s currently available here.

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