The valspeak is a variant of American English spoken in California.
Let me rewrite that correctly:
The valspeak is ya know, like, a variant of American English, fer shure, spoken in California.
In 1986, someone asks on the net.sources newsgroup the source of a small software to make this kind of conversion.
To celebrate the new year, I repackaged it.
Test it
http://grip.espace-win.org/~dereckson/variants.tcl
Clone it
hg clone https://bitbucket.org/dereckson/valspeak
Understand it
Valleyspeak on the English Wikipedia
Decompress it
http://dereckson.devio.us/software/valspeak/valspeak-1.0.tar.gz
Install it
pkg_add -r http://dereckson.devio.us/software/valspeak/valspeak-1.0.tbz # This is a FreeBSD i386 package [1].
This post is dedicated to Matma Rex.
[1] If you prefer a FreeBSD port instead of a package, it will be misc/valspeak and it’s currently available here.