The valspeak is a variant of American English spoken in California.
Let me rewrite that correctly:
The valspeak is ya know, like, a variant of American English, fer shure, spoken in California.
In 1986, someone asks on the net.sources newsgroup the source of a small software to make this kind of conversion.
To celebrate the new year, I repackaged it.
hg clone https://bitbucket.org/dereckson/valspeak
Valleyspeak on the English Wikipedia
pkg_add -r http://dereckson.devio.us/software/valspeak/valspeak-1.0.tbz # This is a FreeBSD i386 package .
This post is dedicated to Matma Rex.
 If you prefer a FreeBSD port instead of a package, it will be misc/valspeak and it’s currently available here.